Sven is at it again!

Sven's
at it again!

Once again, Sven has gotten a little off course in his search to pillage the Isles. Come join our navigationally-challenged viking as he celebrates his supposedly successful sacking of the tropics.

There'll be combat a plenty as well as a chance for the unarmored natives to do unto invaders first.

Date: September 12-14, 2003
Site opens at 2:00 p.m. Friday - Closes at 4:00 p.m. Sunday
Site-fee:  $12 ($15 for non-members)
 - one dollar off if you donate a 2 gallon container of drinking water for the site.
Location:  17949 West Snoqualmie River Road East, in Duvall, WA

Click here for directions

*Note: There is NO drinking water on site. Please bring your own.

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Directions: From north or south I-5, take 520 East. Follow 520 as it turns into Avondale Rd. Stay on Avondale until the intersection of Avondale and Woodinville/Duvall Rd. Turn right onto Woodinville/Duvall Rd. Right before you cross the bridge to enter Duvall proper, take a left on W. Snoqualmie River RD. NE. (Road turns briefly into NE 165th ST) Stay on W. Snoqualmie River RD NE for 1.6 miles to the site. Silly Peasants

Wild Boar Feast

Buffet-style dinner. $6 a person. We're serving the first 100 Svens or Ingas.

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Sven's Scavenger Hunt Rules

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Best Viking Outfit in a Polynesian Style

Silliest Tropical Viking Hat/Helm

I think you can use your imagination on this one, too.

Huck an axe at Helga's braids

Axe Throwing
...just like in that really bad movie...

"Sven Sacrifices a Virgin"

Sven may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's bright enough to know that a volcano is dangerous. So, when he heard that the natives wanted him to throw a virgin into the volcano (to appease the gods for his various transgressions) he wanted to be as far away from the volcano as possible.

Sven, being Sven, misunderstood a virgin to mean virgin wool.

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Trading Svens and Liliuokalanis

On site cooking contest.

Cooks will be rated on:

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Off-Site Cooking Contest

Make this recipe ahead of time and bring it to the event. You get to make up your own recipe but it must be based on the recipe below. Please a written copy of your final recipe to the event. This will be judged on Saturday.

Recipe: make a fastday krapfen.
"So take nuts and pound them in a mortar. And take apples as many and cut them therein diced and mix them with spices, whichever they are, and fill that in the krapfen and let it bake. That is but a good filling and do not oversalt."

Bardic Competition ~
   How did Sven get to the tropic, anyway???

Best song, tale, poem, play etc. describing how Sven and his crew ended up in the tropics.

(Just remember Sven himself will be judging this one. Extreme displays of high culture are ill-advised...)

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Children's Games

junior juggler: people eight and under juggling two bags, winner is the person who drops last. (note: if participant is able to juggle three and is 8 or under, they can choose to enter either contest, but not both.)
     ~winner gets a set of three balloon juggling bags.
juggler: over the age of 8, three balls. winner is the last person still juggling all three
   ~winner gets set of cloth juggling bags in colors of their choice (eventually)

Spear da Beer

*Note - this is not officially happening. OK? You didn't here this from us.
Bring cheap beer. In cans.- the kind no one drinks. Be prepared to shower.

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